Ryan Keely Penthouse Pet October 2009

“Most of the dancing I do involves taking my clothes off—either burlesque or feature dancing. However, I think it’s important for my image that I take time out to dance on tables and in crowded elevators.”

Ryan Keely, Penthouse Pet of the Month October 2009
Vital stats:
25 years old
36-26-38; 5′9″

Hometown:
Seattle.

College major:
Getting laid and being obnoxiously pretentious.

Favorite way to relax:
Read comic books and
masturbate.

Would you rather lose the ability to have orgasms or your right arm?
Right arm. I could make some hot amputee porn.

Whom do you most want to impress?
My drinking buddies.