Playing the Age Card
Now that I’m in my thirties, I can attest that passing into the middle-age years bears one incredible gift: a new way to avoid shit that annoys me.
By Chris Illuminati • Illustration by Chris Hiers
With age comes perks. The year on a birth certificate allows access past the velvet ropes of some of life’s guilty pleasures. You drive a car at 16 or 17. At 18, you drive that car to the nearest strip club. The milestone of 21 allows you to legally drink and gamble. (Note the word legally.) A friend commented at my 21st-birthday shindig that there’s not ...
Penthouse Magazine January 2010
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Inlcuded in this month's Issue of Penthouse Magazine, January 2010
Taylor Vixen is our 2010 Penthouse Pet of the Year!
Jessica Wilson is our Penthouse Pet of the Month, January 2010!
Pictorials:
A Very Good Year - Pet of the Year Taylor Vixen
Beach Buny - Pet of the Month Jessica Wilson
Cherry Popping - Cherry & Anita
Destiny's Child - Akira Jade
Night Moves - Darenzia & Justine
Features:
Gametime - Are you a sports ...
Litmus Test The Bachelor Party
When the double-sided dildo makes an appearance, your reaction will tell you if you’re truly ready to get hitched.
By Drew Magary
Illustration by Mark Poutenis
I had my bachelor party when I was 25 years old. We flew to Vegas. We played blackjack. We had dinner at a restaurant none of us could really afford. We sat poolside and watched a couple of Greek tourists take a blonde hooker into their cabana for a midday double-blowjob. We drank, and then we drank some more.
For the party capper, my friends hired two strippers to perform in our hotel suite. And by strippers, I ...
The Fursuit of Happiness
The Further Confusion convention is a Neverland-like utopia for adults who don’t want to grow up—at least for one weekend.
By Harmon Leon
Numerous questions cross my mind while looking at the simulated dragon vagina. From under a blue cloth, the mad scientist behind this niche sex toy unveils Fem Dragon. “This is the prototype,” he states with a Scottish accent. He explains that Fem Dragon won’t be available until later this year. During product testing he says he discovered, “We made the hole too small!”
Impressed that one could create the scaly sexual reproductive organs of a mythical creature that breathes fire, ...
Penthouse Magazine Anniversary 2009
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Included in the 40th Anniversary 2009 Issue of Penthouse Magazine
Taylor Vixen is our Penthouse Pet of the Month, 40th Anniversary 2009!
Pictorials:
The Trio Grande - Penthouse Pets Andi Sue Irwin, Julie Strain, and Aimee Sweet in a cougar-ific comeback.
Bench Warmers - Jana & Renata
London Calling - Gemma Massey
Animal Attraction - Pet of the Month Taylor Vixen
Driving Desires - Isobel, Jayme & Taylor
Counter Topless - Aimee Addison
Summer Loving - Georgia & Lena
40th Anniversary
Penthouse 2.0 - The evolution of Penthouse. By Marc Bell
Highlight Reel - Forty years of politics, sports, scandals, celebrities, and more.
Penthouse School Life - Who didn't grow up sneaking ...
Lexxi Tyler – Get Serious
It isn’t easy to go from being a freewheeling single guy to a monogamous boyfriend. Penthouse Pet Lexxi Tyler tells you how to avoid selling out your manhood.
By Jonathan Ages
OFF THE BAT
“I appreciate when my boyfriend introduces me as his girlfriend. It lets people know, ‘She’s not available. Don’t hit on her.’ And it’s letting other chicks know, ‘Hey, this is the Head Bitch in Charge.’ Sure, it’s like saying you have ownership over each other, but it’s really a sign of respect.”
THE RUN-IN
“You can say hello to your ex at a party, as long as you keep it short ...
Penthouse 40th Anniversary Special
Celebrating the 40th Anniversary of Penthouse Magazine, Howard Stern’s Video-On-Demand cable channel, Howard TV On Demand, created Howard TV Presents: The Penthouse 40th Anniversary Special. The completely uncensored TV special is a look back at the all of the sexiest, wildest and most naked Penthouse Pets moments to appear on the Howard Stern Show in recent years. Hosted by 2007 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Heather Vandeven, this special is sure to please, with sizzling video excerpts from 1994 until now! The timeline below gives you a preview of what to expect. You don’t want to miss out seeing ...
Penthouse Club Tampa Super Bowl
The Penthouse Club Tampa was host to several nights of partying during Super Bowl weekend which included live features, with appearances and signings by 2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Taya Parker and 2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year Runner-Up, Shawna Lenee.
Photos by www.johnnyfoto.com
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Taya Parker 2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year
Taya Parker 2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year
From her first appearance in these pages, in October 2005, we knew that five-foot-tall, 32D-23-33 Taya Parker could prove once and for all that good things come in small packages. She was an immediate reader favorite even before she had the unique distinction of being Exotic Dancer’s Erotic Dancer of the Year and our January 2008 Pet of the Month.
“Being Pet of the Year means the world to me! I’m a small-town girl who couldn’t have dreamed this in a million years. Penthouse is one of the most prominent adult publications in ...
Rock of Love Bus Screening
2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year and star of Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaals, Taya Parker, hosted a Screening Party at Home in NYC.
2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Taya Parker along with 2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year Runner-Up, Shawna Lenee, 2007 Penthouse Pet of the Year Runner-Up, Krista Ayne and Victoria "Dr. Z" Zdrok were in attendance to celebrate the night!
Photos Courtesy of Ted Karpovich
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Shawna Lenee 2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year Runner-Up
We're thrilled to introduce our Pet of the Year Runner-Up for 2009, 21-year-old Shawna Lenee. This 32D-24-35 beautiful blonde from Cleveland is the perfect compliment to Pet of the Year Taya Parker.
“My proudest moment is when I was told I'm Runner-Up for 2009. I was driving down Ventura Boulevard, and I so happy that I had to park my car, get out, and jump around in a parking lot to work off my excitement.” - Shawna Lenee
Enjoy the gallery below featuring some of the photos of our 2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year Runner-Up, Shawna Lenee. Full photo set are ...
Penthouse Variations Fetish Night Cheerleaders Philly
Penthouse Variations presented the launch of a monthly event at Cheerleaders in Philadelphia.
Hosted by Lady Jessica Sovereign, Dominatrix Extraordinaire and HedoOnline Kink Facilitator, along with Bondage Demonstrations made this an incredible night at Cheerleaders.
For the complete gallery of 375 images from the Penthouse Variations Fetish Night, please visit the Cheerleaders Event Galleries.
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